eat my ass
❝ heckin heck i love joetroh ❞
i shoulda quit this shit long ago
but i can't say no to all the fucking dough

neela || his/him/he || 16 || scott ian makes my loins burn

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

(Source: mynameisfrankieiero)

Centuries

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madgear:

photos by jeff crespi

pavementblood:

9/6/14

(Source: raremychem)

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

(Source: twirpy)